Dingo After Dark Presents: Fap Titans

WARNING: THIS REVIEW CONTAINS MILD PROFANITY AND SUGGESTIVE THEMES

Fap Titans is a title that I wouldn’t necessarily have reviewed if not for a certain associate of mine pointing it out and asking (forcing) me to play (endure) it so, I guess, thanks for that.

Fap Titans is a standard Idle Clicker game where the main objective is to defeat scantily-clad and feminine-looking monsters in order to gain money and level up in order to progress further in the game. You can either actively sit in the browser and click on monsters in order to defeat them, or you have the option to spend the coins earned by defeating monsters in order to buy additional auto-clickers in the form of provocative female warriors who can never buy a shirt to conceal their nipples. In addition to hiring additional auto-clickers, you can upgrade their DPS (Damage Per Second) by leveling them up with coins earned in the game.

So, I know you’re probably wondering by now the playability of this game. Thus far it’s been pretty sub-standard; if you’ve played any form of Idle Clicker before, then you’ve already played a variation of this game. Although there are quite a few of the mechanics that I never really figured out, as far as promotion and stuff, the progression doesn’t feel too bad in the early stages. Idle Clickers never really have much of an objective to begin with, so it's nice to see that you can build a library of lewd artistic masterpieces. You can also upgrade your little town, otherwise known as the “Guild Base,” to assist in your progression throughout the game and unlock more lewd artwork.

Let’s not be coy, though. You want to know the REAL answer to the question you’re asking: Can I fap to Fap Titans? The answer to that is not so clear, as it definitely depends on your preference. For me, there’s not enough sexual theming, nudity or really any animation that would justify a good ol’ wank but someone that has seen less would probably enjoy what they’re viewing. The developers thought this game through, at least, with adding that it could be played one-handed but I still don’t quite see the appeal with the current gameplay loop. And sure, you could wait for several hours to get enough currency in order to view your badass warrior in the nude, but I don’t feel like paying real-world, hard-earned USD (Yes, there are in-game transactions as this is a free game) on a still image of an animated girl in a fantasy setting.

As far as the randomized chests go (Not the chests on the animated women, mind you) they can contain artwork or other in-game essentials such as coins to aid in your quest to get your rocks off. However, I’m still still not as erect as I could be if I took a trip to another game site. As far as the story goes, it does nothing additional for me as far as immersion and could be interesting if not substandard.

All-in-all, there’s some potential for this to be a fap-worthy title. It seems that I might have only scratched the service to this title but, with time, it might end up being a very noteworthy game in a history of flaccid disappointments. This game is a stroke of genius as far as concepts go, and I hope to have a few good strokes myself once everything is said and done.

Originally posted on June 30, 2020.